andzik 🐨

I wanna be your end game.

[andzik 🐨 @luvmyswift17]

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I pretend that I'm a queen... It's almost believable..." #nocprawd

[Nika ❄️⛸️ @cryinginthecor2]

Przygotowanie mięsa w moim domu:
- wyjmij mięso
- zdejmij kot z blatu
- pokrój mięso
- zdejmij kota z blatu
- wyrzuć kota z kuchni
- dopraw mięso
- zdejmij kota z blatu
- usmaż mięso
- zdejmij kota z blatu

[Cuerdo de atar @cuerdo_de]

Ginecólogo: "Puedes cambiarte detrás del biombo, para tener mayor privacidad".

El Ginecólogo 5 minutos después.

[tosti𓍢 🍅 @oopsitstini]

czy możemy w ogóle porozmawiać o tym jakim cudem jest już kurwa maj???? przecież dopiero co mieliśmy sylwestra, dopiero co był luty, dopiero co był marzec

JAKIM CUDEM JUŻ JEST MAJ. a za miesiąc będziemy już w POŁOWIE tego roku?????? kurwa???????? halo?????

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Every time I have a three-day weekend, I am reminded of how much more balanced my life would feel with consistent three-day weekends.

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[𝓐. @aalk57]

their buildup was everything

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I have to wake up early tomorrow"

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

this is sick and twisted. I am sobbing.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

The premiere of the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special.
Standing with Jason, Moises, Cody, Ana Maria, and Shanica the cast I grew up with was a full-circle moment I'll never forget. We found our way back home, and it felt so good. Thank you for growing up with us. We love you. This special is from me to younger you.

[Pete @mileysickening]

it's crazy how Miley just made an entire generation cry to this new song... hannah montana will forever live in our hearts.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

From me to younger you.

“Younger You (from The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special)” out tonight.

[amber 🪐 @multidelenas]

damon salvatore is the sole reason that I constantly come back to the vampire diaries.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

it hurts as much as it did 16 years ago.

[Miley Cyrus Noticias @NoticiasSmilers]

You'll live forever in our hearts and minds 💛💜

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Proszę nie krzyczeć na dziennikarzy, panie @NawrockiKn. To nie oni wpakowali pana w to rosyjskie bagno.