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[pigdog @luvpigdog]

i am evil. everything i do is devilish and wrong. but at the same time pathetic and posting cringe. now these are my only friends.

[pigdog @luvpigdog]

diva cup challenge!! show us what you got

[pigdog @luvpigdog]

cooking with and buying out of season produce feels very evil 2 me...some sort of sorcery that would not please the gods 😳

[pigdog @luvpigdog]

mmmm so what do u guys think? some people call me raggity ann? no. some people call me genius? mhm. although none of u know what i really am 😒(endearing)

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it’s cold. it’s the winter. ought to grow a beard. not for style, don’t think it would be fitting. but for utility. so cozy and practical.

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acting a bit too gimicky and gamey right now. you tell me what that means.

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@fishing4tony mhm oink oink

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@dumpsterlizard thank u ☺️

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:P

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if i squeeze/contract my belly over n over much like a kegle will I get very nice (and sexy) abs?

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Don’t mess with bear bear….

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@fishing4tony yes. he. was...😏

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lathered in aquaphor (layered 1 in thick) slip sliding around my room

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gross!

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watching cartoons with two tampons stuck up the wazooo (unknowingly) wondering why I’m cheesing extra 🤭

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drunk at michael’s and having a very good day 👍🏻🙂

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@1RD6iGCoh1vR9uz can we talk about how scribd is a fairly priced, accessible alternative when your audio book is unavailable on libby. but audible and bezos have buried that. audible doesn’t want you to know that.

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@1RD6iGCoh1vR9uz hmmm yes if my ears got to little women and the secret life of trees who knows what would happen! surely nothing good. perhaps we SHOULD ban books

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@1RD6iGCoh1vR9uz my books are often taken on libby. on long holds. sometimes don’t exist. can you speak to that?