Pugnado 🐾🌪

writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

This was the day I met Stella, then named Missy at the ARL. She was 10 years old & had been there for 6 months- after being adopted & returned for being ‘difficult’
I’d gone to 4 shelters looking for a dog. I didn’t want a cat. Nobody wanted her because she was mean & smelled bad

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

When your rescue dog named Chicken makes the NY Times for being a chicken…

https://t.co/NbejlqZfNp

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

What’s it called when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and instead of falling back to sleep, you order stuff from TikTok shop and don’t remember it until you get a package?
Because I have that.

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

in a room full of people be the elephant

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

PSA- The balloons you release for a loved one doesn’t go to Heaven, but the animals they kill do

[Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername]

When I have nothing left to give, I will happily give you my last nothing.

[Trey @treydayway]

Me staring at my computer screen instead of working

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

I don't run, it's more of a skedaddle

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Is it wrong to want my 2010 tweeple back? I miss twitter back then. I was delusional in peace.

[Trey @treydayway]

I carry around spicy ketchup in case I come across some subpar fries

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? Ma’am this is traffic court.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything is such an unfortunate personality type.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

I don't smoke weed so I celebrated 420 by inhaling an entire bag of Cheetos and a sleeve of Oreos

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

I don't smoke weed, so in honor of 420 day I just ate my height in Oreos

[Trey @treydayway]

Ironically, I have to talk to myself to stay sane

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

i’ll take peace, love, and whatever she is having

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Being an adult is gaining and losing the same 10 pounds for the rest of your life.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

My being lost or found depends on who's looking for me.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

[apophatic @thejnicholas]

you're as free as you're willing to be disliked