aiden

siri how to be better at tweeting and making oomfs || 16 || multifandom

[zanka nijiku ₊˚⊹ @totallyzanka]

when trump dies the first thing I’m opening is Twitter

[Mason Hoskins @masonthemidget]

Dream blunt rotation.

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

Donald Trump, September 2026.

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.

[pathetica @mdmacss]

Cuando el vapo está tan culero q le calas y sientes como todo ese sabor a pila quemada se te sube a tu cerebrito

[serenity @sxserenren]

don’t kys you won’t be able to see all the funny tweets when trump dies

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

[Prblamatc_^^ @Prblamatc_]

Idc I wanna be woken up to fireworks and parades on the streets when that man finally dies

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

Donald Trump September 2026.

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

September better have 5 Charlie Kirk level events for all the goated people they took from us this month

[Galaxiess @bottomb1tches]

"3 likes isn't alot" imagine a Sam Wilson movie trilogy with a production team that actually cares about him

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[nana @sosouulu]

para mí esto es lo que hay después de la muerte

[𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒶୨ৎ @m3l0xdyy]

Me whenever I go out

[the pervert @Iloveshotgunz]

They should make a vibrator that's also a vape

[aiden @luvraids]

@privsitara kill him

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.