jeon jungkook ur so fucking lucky i have no dick because ur prostate will be ringing harder than the bells of notre dame during easter mass if i ever come across u.
yoongi came back which means lando’s gonna win singapore which means he’s gonna be world champion which means he’s gonna leave mag*i which means he’s gonna be happy forever which means i’m gonna get bts 2026 tickets which means-
i appears that i did indeed miss the gun at the starting line and that it’s never gonna be 12 am on taco tuesday and that i’m not enough and that i’m never gonna find what im looking for