Paola

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[bigtoestink13 @bigtoestink13]

@_morethanfamous i genuinely don't understand the negative reactions to surrogacy. it's literally a consenting adult offering to help you and get heavily compensated for it. you're acting like every surrogate mother is handcuffed in a basement for 9 months until she pops a kid out.

[amanda @wastedsongs]

coworker was typing something and said “and a smiley face so they know i’m nice” and i went “omg i say that too!!!!” and she said “i know i was making fun of you”

[Jasmine Milan @jasmineemilan]

I have my callouts about Bobbi, but she literally made a decision for the sake of her own happiness that resulted in her becoming a millionaire. Now when a man “ruins his family” for less, where is this energy?

[henrí @superultrahenri]

queria nunca ter conhecido ele

[camilita @nostalgi4s]

I know you miss me too you avoidant fuck

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

In December 2001, just three months after the September 11 attacks, Elton John appeared on “Live by Request,” an A&E special where viewers called in live to request songs. Among the callers, a woman shared that her husband had been one of the first responders to die at the World Trade Center, and that “Rocket Man” was his favorite song.

Elton, visibly moved by the request, sat down at the piano and began playing that 1972 classic that everyone had heard a thousand times before. But that night, in that context, the lyrics about loneliness and distance took on a completely different weight.

Sweating and with his voice breaking on every note, he managed to completely silence the audience for the four minutes the song lasted.

[mánthà @samanthlogan_]

i think being ignored sends me into a psychotic episode literally 😭😭😭

[ʎqqɐ🦋 @aabbyn_]

i really like when the dentist puts his gloved hands in my mouth

[Lília 💚 XG @Auralizzie]

You open Twitter and XG is right there: one member announcing their coming out,members drinking, members holding cigarettes in shoots,members going to lesbian bars,members being openly queer allies,members with vapes...XG does everything people fantasize about their groups doing.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

i’m sorry y’all but this is a hit

[leo ⚣︎ @spideycstle]

hate cops and the military but the gear is kinda so hot i fear

[𑣲𝄞 nao @na0misdiary]

big 27 year old man trying to sue ppl for saying he’s fucking his manager 💀 take it on the chin nigga

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

My sex drive is high, but I’m still not interested in hookup culture. I’d rather have sex with someone I actually want.

[pie ☆ @piemilkysa]

Quando eu vejo uma série eu tenho NECESSIDADE de inventar uma personagem pra mim e me entrosar dentro do universo

[rudi @rudifromau]

high sex drive but i refuse to participate in hookup culture

[nathy tesuda @nathyblehhh]

a sensação de ser uma garota sem interesse em bebida alcoólica, nicotina e sexo

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

gag after gag after gag

[Elle @DSMXIII]

dolly’s Q&A section at the end of her book… pls she was a gem