Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan)

I make songs I overthink them Then I release them. I also build websites, video games, and etc.

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Garden of EDEN video dropping soon

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Underrated classic

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Samuel L. Jackson has long said his favorite movie he’s starred in is the 1996 action-thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight.' Turns out his co-star Geena Davis feels likewise.

“It’s my favorite too,” Davis tells Deadline. “I’m supposed to say Thelma & Louise because that movie is irreplaceable, but I have to say, I had so much fun with Sam and we’ve always wished that we could do a sequel”

More details here: https://t.co/HbcZxSP5xB

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Turkey bacon looks how it taste. Like niggas gotta be joking.

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Two people I gotta work with in this lifetime are Jermaine Dupri & Missy Elliot.

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Sisqo Unleash the Dragon was a classic bro

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

So I went to two proms and I had a job. I would’ve found a way 😂😭😭😭 (definitely had to rent my tux an extra week)

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

It’s your senior year in high school, and prom is only a week away.

Zaria Peterson, Tiffany Warren, Taina Morales, and Topanga Lawrence all asked you to take them to the prom.

You can only take one! Who’s gonna be your prom date?

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Been in Florida for like 2 years and I for the first time heard someone call someone a Pussahhhooee… I ain’t gon hold you… that shit sound hard forreal and calling someone a green ahhh nigga 😂

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

You’re literally not paying them enough to tip in the place you expect people to tip because you expect people to tip so you don’t pay them….

[Isabella @KhanSaba1278]

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

@Bryce_Estelle “SHUT UP BITCH” -Ice Cube

[Lo @LoLoByke]

Stop sugarcoating it. They hate them because THEY ARE BLACK! We have to start calling out people for what they actually are… fucking racists

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

@Arealmfngl Exactly 😂😂😂😂

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Thank you.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Black royalty

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

Oh don’t forget “this isn’t about race”

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

MAGA has 3 debate tactics:

- You’re a liberal.
- It’s fake news.
- You have TDS.

The intellectual elite can occasionally deploy two at once.

[Landon Thomas (Luvsong Lan) @luvsonglan]

@jemelehill And no black athlete is thinking about a Trump after any win 😂 they’ll never find it.