jennifer

i love taylor swift

[jennifer @luvujenni]

my greatest achievement

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

man i wish yall would ban together like this for Netflix prices. we almost paying $30 😭😭

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER

[lew @inlew_of]

and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cause yall seem to forget how start dates work

[ą 🌊🦉 @percanbeth]

“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

TURN ALL THEM DATA CENTERS INTO PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOCATIONS. WOKE IS BACK. BOGO SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

checking the election map like

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC)

She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.

[Saint 🎄 @Saint_Cane]

Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

PLEASE STAY IN LINE FOLKS 😭😭😭

[Potiphar's Wife🎀💦 @nonelikemira]

If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts

[art :P @dnpsplitfiction]

what does he want now

[goma @soigomaa]

As per my last engravement

[َ @B4DTHIN6]

i was watching ice age and the subtitles were telling me smth

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Student journalism is important

[Joseph @joseph02482]

FUUUCKKKK!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! @NYCMayor @NYCMayor MAMDANI PLEASE SAVE US MAMDANI @NYCMayor @NYCMayor @NYCMayor