Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his)

Born/raised on Long Island, NY.
Back on LI after a 14 year absence.
42 years young.
Love theatre!
Proud ginger. 🏳️‍🌈

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night...

On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"All right, Hans. Time to go."

"But, he ate my last meal!"

"If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky."

"Are you really allowed to execute somebody in a local jail!?"

"From this point on, no talking..."

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Ah, yes. Naturally, I can't pay you much of a reward, because I'm strapped for cash."

"Ooh! Uh! As you can see, this old place is falling apart. But I'm sure we can come to an understanding."

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

I understand the huge mess that a @LIRR strike will cause for commuters (having commuted for nearly a decade myself), but what about the struggle for those of us who just want to go see some live theatre this weekend? Is there no contingency plan for weekend travel? #LIRRStrike

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

@itsAnnXiety Woof!

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Mmm, recirculated air."

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

31 years ago today, Jasper Beardley became a substitute teacher at Springfield Elementary.

#TheSimpsons episode “The PTA Disbands!” first aired April 16, 1995.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I'd like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron, and 25 on paella.

Okay, 100 yellow.

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

Springfield knows how to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. 🍀

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

@BwayBeatNews This lines up with my theory that Jenna is actually the villain of WAITRESS. She knew what she was doing to Joe.

[The Gospel of Betelgeuse @gospelofbj]

Sentiments from the Other Side. Happy Valentine's Day! 🖤🤍💚💜

#GospelOfBetelgeuse #TellMyStory #ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay #Beetlejuice

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

We ❤️ to ❤️. Happy Love Day! Snuggle up with your 💕 and stream on Disney+.

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Work! Today, HAMILTON on Broadway enters its final weekend of performances.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Happy Valentines Day

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

@cinemaxwell I mean, same. I honestly feel cursed. 😞

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

@RepublicRecords @UMG We need a CD version of the @wickedmovie (Part 1) Score - or, at very least, a high-quality digital version. Please and thank you!

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

What a wicked thought. Stream #TheSimpsons on Disney+!

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

No. Please DO NOT sing. I beg you.

[Wicked: For Good @wickedmovie]

Laugh. Cry. Sing. One last time. Wicked: For Good only in theaters this Friday.

[Christopher Kuczewski (he/him/his) @luvwicked]

@cinemaxwell Just call me "Daddy"!