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[anna @luvynkook]

deep into my linkedin stalking and a girl who made fun of me freshman year of high school for being "weird and not able to read a room" now works as a behavioral technician at a center for autism. hope those kids are biting u girl

[anna @luvynkook]

was thinking abt this stupid ass kid who used to kick me in second grade so i googled him and found his linkedin and he has 0 connections

[anna @luvynkook]

@up2bprettyodd every time u tweet the word clit i smile so wide

[anna @luvynkook]

when i was in buttfuck southern oregon for work i was talking to this lady and told her i live in eugene and she was like omg i love pf changs i can only get it in eugene theres none around here. save the people of oregon please give them asian food

[anna @luvynkook]

need these jeans

[anna @luvynkook]

whats great abt being a 5'11 girl is u can never kill urself bc ur simply too sexy

[白玉粉さん。 @minminxmxm]

ヴィクシーモデルと一般人の比較写真。さすが骨格から異次元すぎる。

[jon @delillostan]

Just told myself a story in order to live

[anna @luvynkook]

@klily05 left to right

[anna @luvynkook]

smash smash pass smash smash pass smash pass pass

[Updating Connor Storrie @updatingstorrie]

We are a serious update account.

Professional, if you will.

Connor Storrie is nominated for Butt of the Year at the Grindr awards.

🔗 https://t.co/sFva1rCwS8

[anna @luvynkook]

me making my girlfriend move to eugene oregon from la

[anna @luvynkook]

my version of thinking the stripper is in love with you is thinking my dental hygienist will fuck me if i have no gum inflammation

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

yeah i’d let him see everything too

[anna @luvynkook]

your faithless love's the only hoax i believe in...don't want no other shade of blue but you...no other sadness in the world would do

[anna @luvynkook]

@up2bprettyodd i spent most of the movie being like where r the children rn at this very second can we get a wellness check

[anna @luvynkook]

its funny when people congragulate rich ppl on being single parents like how about we applaud the nannies. hes a fucking hotel heir doing a stupid biotech start up, i dont think hes at the beck and call 24/7

[mads campbell @martyrdison]

in all seriousness regarding Billy, despite what people may think after watching the doc, i don’t think enough attention was given to the fact that he has effectively become a single father

he’s not only responsible for raising the children alone, but also navigating the emotional and practical difficulties of having a spouse who is incarcerated

i think he deserves far more credit for holding the two young children together

[anna @luvynkook]

canes opening in my town is major there was deadass a bouncer

[anna @luvynkook]

@octzbersix if it doesnt matter irl why engage with it? infighting has actually bad implications for collectivist political goals. and i just think its rlly lame to judge the way other people have sex and do identity politics about it

[anna @luvynkook]

lesbian infighting is so funny like damn we dont have anything better to do 😭 gay guys arent having these socratic seminars bc they're too busy fucking. maybe all these ppl r under 21 and cant go to gay bars but once u do u should realize its not this serious ❤️

[bridget 🐇 @octzbersix]

how is it controversial to say if u dont eat pussy U DONT LIKE WOMEN

[anna @luvynkook]

this is so important bc we need to spread the word that lesbians also have fake jobs. every hot masc in my college town does some bullshit like working pop up thrift shops that combo as raves and its like ok can u contribute to the actual economy

[anna @luvynkook]

went on a county jail tour for my law class and we had to leave our stuff in a room and some dude brought zyns