Femi

Full Time Dad. Aspiring to be a better me...

[Femi @luwafemi]

👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Hincapie's here to stay 🇪🇨

The club is delighted to announce that Piero has signed a permanent deal at The Arsenal 👊

[Femi @luwafemi]

You'd need over 60m to invest in this at current rates.

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

If you do not have ₦50,000,000 sitting idle, please just scroll past this post. 🇳🇬

For those still here. Welcome to the table.

The Federal Government of Nigeria is offering ₦1.2 trillion in bonds and paying 22.60% interest to whoever lends them the money.

FGN JAN 2035 — 10-year bond at 22.60%
FGN APR 2037—20-year bond at 16.2499%

Minimum subscription: ₦50,001,000.
Auction date: June 22, 2026.
Interest paid twice a year. Backed by the full faith and credit of the Nigerian government.

Put in ₦50 million for one year at 22.60% and you are walking away with over ₦11 million in interest alone. Your money made more in 12 months than most Nigerians earn in 3 years working a job.

This is what having serious capital does. It makes more capital.

To those who scrolled back up after seeing ₦50 million. There is still a way in. Mutual funds like Coronation Fixed Income Fund and Zedcrest Fixed Income Fund already hold positions in bonds exactly like this one. Minimum entry from ₦1,000.

You do not need ₦50 million to benefit from government bonds. You just need to know where to look. 🇳🇬

Not financial advice. Do your own research.

[Femi @luwafemi]

You should also include expected goals for the PSG game.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Cape Verde had more possession vs. Spain than Arsenal did vs. PSG 🤯🤯🤯

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

In all my years of watching football, I’ve never seen supporters hope for and/or celebrate their team’s losses in hopes another team won’t win a title. Chelsea fans were especially pathetic this year.

[Jessica Ufuoma @theufuoma]

Remember when Arsenal were the joke?

Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season.

What a turnaround. 👏🏾

[Cowrywise @cowrywise]

IPO this, IPO that.

Everybody on your timeline is suddenly talking about IPOs, Public Offers and "getting in early." But you still don't know the difference between an IPO, a Public Offer and a Rights Issue.

Now that you can invest in all three directly on Cowrywise, I'll break them down in plain English and talk about how to decide how much to invest🧵

[Femi @luwafemi]

👌🏾

[Ibrahim Suleiman @edomaloybwg]

Captains kissing shiny things at the end of the season.

Tradition.

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

If men truly h8ted intelligent women, female doctors, lawyers and professors wouldn’t be getting married daily.

The real issue is that many women confuse arrogance and combative behavior with intelligence.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Only right to have it by the corner flag 🤣

[Femi @luwafemi]

@Humble_Moh @barnesafc He did his part. Could have been better, but I'll take his contribution over having no one. Max Dowman was also injured at some point point.

[Femi @luwafemi]

@Tommy__A @ArtetaEra Well, true...

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

[Femi @luwafemi]

Very important

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

We need to blow the budget on this boy

I don't want to hear any other name

Give me Kroupi Jr

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Squawka @Squawka]

Aged 16 years and 139 days old, Max Dowman is the youngest ever player to win the Premier League title. 🏆

[Femi @luwafemi]

The gaslighting don start

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Arsenal fans spent the whole of last season crying about how PGMOL wanted Liverpool to win the league. I will love to hear their thoughts now.

[Femi @luwafemi]

We go manage am like that.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

This Manchester City too useless smh

Very ‘unhearty’ congratulations to Arsenal, premier League champions, finally😑

[Femi @luwafemi]

@Elkrosmediahub I feel your pain bro