🐗LUXBRAH🐗

× HOG KING × MONDKULT 3363351991 × Royal advisor of innane Tomfoolery × Once reborn × Exoteric × Götterthron × Fairy appreciator × Furry trash × Hate better ×

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

I hail from the delirium and am wandering along the path towards the land of the play.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

HE LIVES

[shiey @shieyfreedom]

feels good.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

@faeiryfreya Unsure of how easy it would be to get for you but the Reisetbauer Whisky here in Austria is my absolute favourite.

It's got a great balance of spice and smoothness with lovely deep charred notes and is a genuine delight. So I can only recommend it.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

I JUST FUCKING AUSCHWITZED MYSELF

GODS BE DAMNED I HATE HORNETS WHY DO THESE FUCKERS NEED HALF A CAN OF BUG SPRAY AND A F U C K I N G FLAMETHROWER TO KILL

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

If I was ever recruited into a special forces regiment that uses PEDs (aka all active special forces regiments let's be real) I'd be SO fucked.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Of course I'm excluding tobacco and alcohol in the "Sworn off drugs" bit, both of those are tools of divine radience to elevate the imperfect human shell to better house the indomitable human spirit.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

0/10, can't recommend, absolute waste of money. At least I now remember why I swore off drugs smh.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Unrelated tangent, DMT is fucking shit.

My mates were in the fucking 'nth dimension high beyond reprieve while I got a sore throat and a headache for the incredibly sober sensation or the ceiling wobbling a little and I can't even tell if that wasn't the booze.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Be the wise older brother your friends never knew they longed for.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

I italied 👍

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Italia time

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Islamic Power Hour

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

The fuck was the dude in yellow doing?

First he watches the guy go to town then half heartedly dry humps him before skipping away like humpty dumpty.

Smh, shoulda put the guy in a headlock and knocked his lights out.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Birth complete

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Birth

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Why does my bed do loopdiloops whenever I close my eyes 😵‍💫

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Going to Italy next week ya yeet 😎

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Drunkeness is a form of lower divinity.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

You ain't a man until you've stood butt naked in your parents kitchen, throwing up food you can't remember eating into the kitchen sink while singing the Phineas and Ferb theme song on a Sunday morning.

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Tinnitus go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[🐗LUXBRAH🐗 @lux_reborn]

Ayo!
*sound of metal grinding on metal as I walk*
Wanna know whats REALLY metal? 😎
*an angle grinder can be heard faintly*
THIS!
*reveal a miniature small arms factory inside of my underwear ball pocket*