michael

local dweeb

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

oklahoma is a liminal space

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood is the best anime ever made and i WILL die on that hill

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

zendaya is an incredibly mediocre actress but i love her so it’s ok

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Me when the samurai is suddenly behind me and is sheathing his blade

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

his name is achilles but he goes by bam bam on snapchat

[michael @luxanite]

@Olinbear @annalauren___ congrats to you guys!! 🎊

[michael @luxanite]

submitted my resignation today 😙

[michael @luxanite]

fucked up and became essential at work

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

i know we’re supposed to be anti capitalist and pretend to hate the switch 2 rn but i am very excited for the switch 2 and i know the games and system are over priced but that’s okay nigga i just wanna play kirby air ride 2 and big ugly donkey kong.

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

Gm ✨

[KILL BILL - ON TOUR @iamkillbill]

if I had an eyepatch shit would be different

[michael @luxanite]

day one on vyvanse and the world feels quieter already

[michael @luxanite]

i had this same experience watching this next to my fiancée

[michael @luxanite]

fucked up and became essential at work

[michael @luxanite]

accidentally made myself important at work

[SwitchEOS @SwitchEOS]

I literally cried when I readed this quote 🥹 in PMD EoS

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

screaming for luigi from the rooftops like yuji yelling for nanami

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

chat we’re so fucked idk what to do other than laugh like this is so FUCKED!! if you voted for this piece of shit never talk to me again i’m so fucking serious, i hate you and hope you die