luxiem quotes

out of context/wholesome/funny/cursed quotes from luxiem boys

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dont talk to strangers. dont accept candy from strangers. when they say they have candy, i have candies so just come home

#shuyamino

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shu: apparently ice cream never expires
ike: its dairy shu. its dairy!
shu: no, its frozen. like in technical terms, it doesn't expire apparently

#shuyamino #ikeeveland

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that didnt miss at all. i was right on his ass! i was right on his ass like shoving that thing in!

#lucakaneshiro

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vox: no matter where i go, sand keeps finding itself in my dickhole
fulgur: well now you know what the next asmr stream is going to be
vox: use a cotton swab to clean sand out of my cock! i cant wash it in the ocean because it will go from being sand to being sea salt

#VoxAkuma

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yaminions: "yeaah sex"
no! they just love each other and then poop a child. like its magic. they dont heck.

#shuyamino

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nina: hockey gear just smells like eeewhh
shu: you just thank the inventor of febreze every time

#shuyamino

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vox: he's a smart cookie
ike: im not sure how i feel about him being awarded the title smart cookie
vox: im sorry, i didnt mean it
ike: im very protective of that title. only preserve it for myself and people who are worthy
vox: ike youre the only smart cookie for me

#ikeakuma

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shu: NO D
luca: MY D IS GONE. SADGE
shu: lucadeeznuts just lucanuts now sadge

#shuyamino #lucakaneshiro

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not a rose but we are brose B) B-) 8D 8======D

#shuyamino #lucakaneshiro

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if a baby pees in a diaper, is that public urination?

#shuyamino

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@Mysta_Rias see you in a week, mysta! enjoy your rest and good luck with the house hunting🧡

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luca: i've never seen the lion king but i know what its about. big lion dad has a kid named simba...simba balls
vox: that doesn't even track! not even close! it sounds more like youre simmering them. like youre cooking them!

#lucakaneshiro #voxakuma

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anycolor: we would love to have you-
shu: have me for what?

#shuyamino

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@luca_kaneshiro holy shit luca

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mysta: diamonds are a girl's best friend. do i look like a girl to you?
vox: yeah i mean sometimes

#mystarias #voxakuma

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tea bag increases unhappiness? why does a tea bag make you unhappy? it's not like you're getting teabagged or anything

#shuyamino

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if youre depressed, dont donate to streamers bcs youre probably gonna end up spending more than you actually want to. you'll look back & be like "why'd i spend so much here" bcs you wanted to feel like youre connected to the streamer. you can just do that by watching

#mystarias

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why is he like this

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when ike smells something

wait that’s just ike

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whenever luca like panics and asks for help, there's like a 90% chance that he is trying to ask for help from a situation that he got himself into

#ikeeveland