SEAN KEMPS, ESQ.

public defender, spinozist, rawlsian, everything amazes me

[A Dash of Sugar @WasDailyGavv]

Ignoring the elephant, why is Huey's japanese VA literally perfect for the role

[min🪭🌸 @saccharinish]

if u ever wanna bring back a character who died in canon for a fanfic but u can’t figure out how, do it the mexican telenovela way: the character didn’t die they were just very badly hurt, but a kind passerby rescued them and nursed them back to health in the countryside, but +

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[Taisu Zhang @ZhangTaisu]

One of the (probably) unique psychopathologies with being Chinese is that, whenever some small country makes a hugely improbable run in the World Cup (which happens once every few Cups), it’s very hard to avoid subconsciously doing the following calculation: we have X times this country’s population and Y times its soccer infrastructural investment, and yet we will never be able to accomplish what they just did. So, in honor of Cape Verde: we have about 2300 times its population and probably more than 5000 times its soccer infrastructure investment, and yet we will never be able to accomplish what they just did. *Sigh*

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

2 weeks before every World Cup: Thousands of slaves have died building these stadiums, tickets are £10,000 and fans of marginalised groups cannot guarantee safety

2 weeks into every World Cup: All men are brothers and there is nothing the indomitable human spirit can’t overcome

[Shralpin Skateboarding @shralpin]

Some of the most creative and unique skateboarding we have seen by @filosofiakbssa

[ballsniffer @Michael98218061]

Just saw a young kid smoking and asked him what he’s doing,

he replied “preparing to be old and Chinese”

????

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

A cabin, a dog, a lake, fresh air, cocaine, xanax, adderall, klonopin, and percocet. Why do people think they need more than this?

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[утка @chudsawmann]

asked a pair if they were siblings or dating last night and they kissed eachother on the lips then said “siblings”

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

3am thoughts are like "yo, what if your entire career is a trauma response"

[Black Phaze @BPhaze215]

Always thought it was cool that Spike Jonze did like a Busby Berkeley-on-skateboards thing edited to Bjork, in Hot Chocolate

Still would love to see someone choreograph an even more complex/ambitious version though

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Ever gone to a concert alone? You should. No compromises, no distractions, just you and the music. It can be one of the best live music experiences you'll ever have.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I firmly believe that when you have no context to the systems for which you live under, it’s all the more easy for you to succumb to the effects of them. You NEED to read books. You need to understand how your government works. How your society works sociologically. We live under systems.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“go to therapy” yeah i have! 15 minutes in my therapist started crying told me I’m what happens when you fix all your problems . He ended up paying me for the appointment. He shook my hand and on the way out i rang the bell reserved for cancer patients. everyone cheered