Luxembourg Wurst

The Luxembourg Wurst is a satire and humor website about life in the Grand Duchy

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A billionaire with low impulse control and megalomania is to be expected, but it seems that @elonmusk is taking the whole evil corporate overlord thing a bit too far.

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Using Facebook Marketplace 'fastest way to becoming a raging misanthrope' @rtl_today https://t.co/TZgSYVZSAQ

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Slow it down: woman eases into sleep by switching from TV to laptop, tablet, and then phone @rtl_today https://t.co/RTffQ4CUsR

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We’re going to make a joke about the monarchy just to see if it’s allowed – hey, hey! Who are you? Give back our laptop! https://t.co/s1vJN5DdG0

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Luxembourg City woman afraid life just a series of meaningless visits to cute little new cafes https://t.co/qrNYevNvNX

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Non-drinkers really enjoy it when others, particularly strangers or someone they’ve just met, demand to know the reason they don’t consume alcohol, a recent study has confirmed. https://t.co/pydzcbqgSR

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Dying bacteria in man's gut commandeer his body and force him to eat half kilo of sugar @rtl_today https://t.co/OGYjZHpaC8

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Oops, he did it again: expat says ‘moien’ to woman he doesn’t know https://t.co/oqgGRDH8Ov

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3 Wise Men from Luxembourg planned to bring Jesus gifts of ‘fuel, cigarettes, and booze,' says a historian https://t.co/iAp8rrsvYU

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Arrival of single friend at New Year’s Eve party throws evening totally off-balance @rtl_today https://t.co/x7vQrFh9BW

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Expat nicely fattened up and invited to neighbors' house for Christmas dinner @rtl_today https://t.co/OagJizDDME

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Opinion: my favorite part of Christmas is neglecting my physical, emotional, and mental health @rtl_today https://t.co/rfjIlSKZoj

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The story of the chatty cashier quickly turned into the Legend of the Chatty Cashier and spread around the community of fellow outsiders and transplants. @rtl_today https://t.co/uWm1Wz2P6f

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It's like history repeating itself again, a yearly feeling of repeated déjà vu: anglophone unable to pronounce 'vin chaud' https://t.co/Ds9x7c9A0R

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Kid convinces expat parents that Kleeschen, Saint-Nicolas, Sankt Nikolaus, Sinterklaas, and Santa Claus each need to bring a gift on Dec. 6 https://t.co/vg0CcjCcWI

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The retired grandfather describes going shopping at a Kirchberg supermarket during the hectic lunch hour and then causing huge delays in the check-out lane as 'good, free fun.' https://t.co/VaHJP96PDc

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New pre-cleaning service: a 'tidying dame' who straightens up your home before the real cleaning lady comes @rtl_today https://t.co/8wyyw129Tf

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'When you first made contact with our bank, you identified yourself as an UHNWI, but you, dear sir, are a mere HNWI. Did you think that I wouldn’t notice?' @rtl_today https://t.co/DjCMnolyFf

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A teaser for a new short film from the creator of the Wurst, shown along with 11 others as part of @Filmreakter Quickies – Season 2 at Luxembourg's oldest cinema, the Cine Kursaal in Rumelange, on Thursday, November 21 at 8 p.m. Free! More info here: https://t.co/cef0GKHAMj

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Ever wondered why a group of Luxembourgers with whom you're speaking will suddenly switch back to Luxembourgish? Our resident expat sage explains. @rtl_today https://t.co/IjKeGnPkti