luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️

when i take my life, i'll take it slow

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

White people when they see apple fritters

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude outliving people 10+ years younger than him who said he would die in office.

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

save me youtube minecraft porn

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

people that type online with capitalization and punctuation

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

@chiirachi good. you should not be taking spiro

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

Mitch McConnell

[felfeb @giasfelfeb]

fifteen year olds online: that's not funny are you twelve or something
twelve year olds online: thats not funny are you eight or something
eight year olds online: I Am Quite Fond of Sprunky

[ً @clairedabussy]

September being in two months

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

they got pussy 2 coming out soon

[EⓋil juice @Cr4zyTgirl]

If humans came in insect size I would definitely torture a few

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[Syd 𓅃 @auroralchorus]

I still can't get over how there are things that are considered perfectly acceptable to do to children that, if you did to another adult, would be considered domestic abuse

This is what people mean when they say that children are an oppressed class

[EⓋil juice @Cr4zyTgirl]

It's so over for me and my male bones

[𖤝 @zeraphice]

coming out as a water lover there’s absolutely nothing better than taking a sip of nice cold water except maybe kissing a lesbian

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

@Fl4r3M3t4lF0x it sucks because reactor and man bites dog and some of the more obscure singles like lottery and lovesick cannibal are so fucking good but the only songs anyone ever talks about are from the chaser era

[luzxra 🏳️‍⚧️ @luzxra]

femtanyl is peak if you don't have a contrarian redditor who has only heard girl hell and katamari in your ear saying it's shit

[minibug 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @insect_pride]

short girls come give me a hug you'll be right at boob height