Luzz Bightyear

Nugs, Avs, Broncos, Liverpool. I like to golf and play video games and do finance things. Avid enjoyer of critical thinking and emotional intelligence.

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@BruceAClaussen @Sean_Callahan @steven_sipple @LarsonMotors Big dawgs gotta EAT.

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Thought a black lady was about to put her cart away properly at Costco, but to my surprise, she was just returning it to the curb.

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@kylekuzma Is Kuz lowkey based?

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Unfortunate hairline. Also, she smoked the curb on her way out of the parking lot. Literally couldn’t script it better lmao

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How to two women from a country where the average IQ is below the threshold for legal retardation accomplish this you might ask? It was deliberately allowed to happen.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Two Minnesota residents arrested for $21,000,000 Medicaid fraud scheme.

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@tedcruz Yeah we know you bootlicker.

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@OpinionatedPoke

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@Big12Pokes Cry more lol

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@LaserBirb @houstondrill Why would any of us care what some retarded Aussie thinks lol go jerk off a kangaroo or something

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@Gebo___ Because fuck off?

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The fact that 95% of drivers don’t understand the mechanics behind zipper merging blows my mind.

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@okcthunder

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@Ebbiny1112 Because they are both dogshit idk

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I feel like De'Aaron Fox is the Damar Hamlin of the NBA.

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@murichanbeer If by everyone you mean people that actually pay taxes and contribute to society then, yes, I would say almost everyone can sing it correctly.

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@pirooooon3 Hello Japanese friend

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I have recently obtained strong evidence that Patrick Reed is weeks away from developing nuclear weapons

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I haven’t done this in years but immediately remembered how

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Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

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The two things I arguably miss most about Japan (I miss everything) are also the two simplest: Family Mart & bidets on every toilet

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