Ginger Bread Girl

Dog mom, old soul, sun child, perpetual napper // ON ➡️ NS

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Dancing along to the (overly) lengthy song the dishwasher plays when it’s finished like it’s a snake charmer and I’m a little cobra

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

James Cameron is gonna be able to make a historically accurate Titanic sequel now

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Ironic that over 100 years ago the poor people on the Titanic sank and the most of the rich people survived, now the rich people are sinking and all us peasants on land are living… how the turntables have turned

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

The reason that we, as humans, feel the compulsive need to click tongs together when we use them is due to our evolution from crabs

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Firm believer that if you came to Nova Scotia for school and never spent a summer here, you didn’t fully experience things

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

What’s worse than heartbreak?
Feeling like you really have to shite then getting to the bathroom and having nothing happen

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

You may be mentally ill but I’m mentally eel; there is a fish swimming around my skull

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Great ideas are like farts; I’m full of them, and sometimes they stink.

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

I have the lengthy body, the thick hair, and communication skills of a Wookiee

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Defending your thesis, but instead of standing up in front of a panel and speaking to your research, you’re handed a sword and a hockey mask and told to fight off other starving grad students

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

legalized weed is robbing today’s kids of the experience of buying weed from a guy who smells like boiled cabbage and believes in genies

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

I’ve largely switched my protein sources from meat to various types of beans in the interest of financial savings

Pros:
• cheaper
• easy to make

Cons:
• farting
• shidding
• all the time

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

I would like a Red Dead Redemption series on HBO immediately

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

They’re friends 🙂

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

No way!! 😂😂

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Thinking about how someone was in charge of training a monkey to do the N@zi salute for Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

Nice I can’t wait to listen and become more depressed than I already am

[Indie88 - Toronto's Modern Music 88.1FM @Indie88Toronto]

#TheNational has announced their new album, 'First Two Pages of Frankenstein' will be released on April 28 and their new single 'Tropic Morning News'.

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

I love targeted advertisements that make little-to-no sense

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

I might be as white, ginger and Eastern European as they come, but that doesn’t stop me from going absolutely feral anytime Gasolina comes on. That song transcends ethnicities.

[Ginger Bread Girl @lvaladka]

@JulianJAbraham Thank you! I’ll send my regards to the horse