Lucas

[Voscl @voscl0528]

最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。

[Eric Arraché @ericarrache]

Um usuário do Reddit registrou os últimos instantes do processador gráfico do PS2 dele antes do coitado morrer

Esse aqui entregou diversão até o último instante

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

This Black Friday, grab a New Nintendo 3DS in black or white for just $99.99! https://t.co/jIso64wtvz

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Your father is the worst man in human history.

[Ash Motor Crew @Ashart0316]

男のレベルは
「やったことあるゲーム」で大体わかる

🥉低い
・荒野行動
・APEX
・ガンダム マキブ
→動物と変わらない男

🥈普通
・パズドラ
・モンスト
・マリオ全般
→無難だがつまらない男

🥇高い
・Need for Speed: Most Wanted(2005)
→高学歴、高収入、高身長、イケメン、頭脳明

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Gran Turismo 4

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

Biden is out, the time is now. #Miku2024

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

@Dreskioo missionary only, nigga!

[No Context Super Mario @SuperMarioOOC85]

Lebron James scream if you love Mario 64

[Radiohead videos @raradiohead]

Radiohead
Let Down (Prototype Official Video)
https://t.co/QUNxacmnEk

[Radiohead videos @raradiohead]

Radiohead
Jigsaw Falling Into Place

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

uni life

[Lucas @lvcastomas]

@angelle_linda Ratio ‼️ https://t.co/fgepNFfhZQ

[Lars0n☄️🇵🇹 @DI_S0bi]

@Mediavenir Les chinois qui ont réussi a abrutir toute une jeunesse en Europe par une simple application