Luke Verrochi

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Why would you spend $25 on a nice pasta from the local restaurant when you can go to the market and buy all the ingredients for $100!?! #noteconomical #bolognese

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Oven isn’t working. Turkey duty is a DISASTER! #🦃 #everyoneshungry

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

How is @littlecaesars still in business?

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Found out today that there’s no medical term for butt crack #lol

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Online recipes are redonculous. Sorry Taste with Theresa, this meal for “8” is a solo mission tonight. Can’t fool me with the 400 calories (per serving)

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

It’s a bummer the @BlueAngels aren’t flying this weekend in SF but I’d like to thank our friendly neighbors to the North for providing an awesome air show with the Canadian @CFSnowbirds. Snapped this cool pic on my way home from the office! #vroom #pewpew

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Did the @Starbucks barista have to repeat my pumpkin spice latte order so loudly?? #embarassing #pumpkinproud

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

You never know when it’s your last time on a party bus to Rufus #leavethekidsathome

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Hey @CrunchGym can you not stick this in my windshield. Almost ruined my day thinking I got a parking ticket #notcool

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

@stats_feed Plymouth Rock and it’s not even close

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

RIP BROTHERRR

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Get it hot like Papa John @ChappellRoan #BangerLine #BangerSong

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

@crispy_p What?

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Nothing more humbling than not being able to open a sealed jar #weak #ILoosenedItUp

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

@tmanchuck99 10 weekends of getting blasted with my dawgs wearing tuxedos? Sounds like 10 of the best weekends ever!

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Such a radio day #givemebeats #spotifyainthitting

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Update, I didn’t know my girlfriend had a twitter

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

I’m a huge PB&J (& honey) guy but you’re childish if that’s your order at a deli #growup

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

If I’m letting you cross the crosswalk, you don’t have to run #niceguy #takeyotime

[Luke Verrochi @lverrochi]

Nothing like minor road rage to fire you up for the weekend! Gets the blood pumping just right after a long week of work #getoutmyway