Auti eShap

the Cheesecake you never had

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

Poverty is not natural, poverty is man-made. Poverty is a political weapon.

[Karin Richards @Richards_Karin]

Throughout history governments have stored two things: oil and gold.
Not the ANC.
In Dec 2015 they managed to sell our oil reserves at $28/barrel in an epic oil heist. Now they want our gold & forex reserves (what’s left of them) to ‘alleviate financial problems’.

[Daily Investor @DailyInvestorSA]

Treasury in talks to use R459 billion Reserve Bank forex account
The South African government is considering using part of its gold and foreign exchange reserves to alleviate its severe financial problems.

https://t.co/y0PGS0bYLF

[Karin Richards @Richards_Karin]

Sickening to think that as recently as 2009 SA was rated at A3 by Moody’s – four notches above investment grade. Now we are 3 notches into junk.

In Mmusi Maimane’s words: “We are not a junk country, we have a junk Government.”
[by memory from 2017]

[Soul @SoulFairy3]

Screwing with the Rand screws every single citizen. Screwing it to the tune of R1 trillion per day is treason, but it's easier to blame Zuma than the real boardroom thugs. They know we hate each other, so they make us believe whatever they want us to believe all day every day🤬

[S A M 🏏⚽️🏈 @sammy5456]

The Springboks were losing their RWC Semi Final against England until the 77th minute. Somehow the Proteas need to find a way to take this game deep.

[EWN Reporter @ewnreporter]

BREAKING: @GiftoftheGivers has confirmed one of its members, along with his brother, have been killed in Gaza. The humanitarian aid group says Ahmed Abbasi was targeted while he and his brother were returning from morning prayer today. CP

[Auti eShap @lvk2020]

Ewe kodwa uBetter wakho anga xhomekeki kwabanye abantu

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

You want more because deep down you know you deserve better.

[Tee💜 @crazythatoo]

@Tina_Hokwana @moengrefilwe_ This thread just confirmed that banna ke Mamenemene. You are suing your side chick ??😭🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[Auti eShap @lvk2020]

Nice life problems

[Holger Zschaepitz @Schuldensuehner]

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway sits on record cash pile. The conglomerate’s quarterly net loss widened to $12.8bn, stung by the stock market downturn mainly an 11.7% drop in the Apple share price. BUT the comp wrapped up Q3 w/record $157bn in cash & equivalents, up from $147.4bn at the end Q2 and eclipsing the previous record of $149.2bn that was set 2yrs ago. https://t.co/mdPkQNA9B9

[Auti eShap @lvk2020]

Yhoo, so many hoops and will probably get worse as they want to monitize user base

[Soul @SoulFairy3]

@radioisotope93 @EasyEquities It's giving cult vibes:

We must recruit others
We must donate those R5
Take quizzes there by the Academy
Make regular deposits
Diversify according to their liking
Buy stocks they approve of

TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Constitution First 🇿🇦 @Constitution_94]

JULIUS MALEMA

Sept 2014: Oct 2024

EFF exists I don't get
to stop Alex why Alex ppl
people from are not
jumping the standing up
M1 road to to fight
Sandton to Sandton ppl.
attack me. They are so
An unled psychologicaly
Revolution. colonised.

EFF exists Why wait for
as a pacifier me to do it!?
to stop their
anger

[Kenny | Accent Investing @AccentInvesting]

Buy assets, not liabilities.

Assets make money for you. Liabilities take money from you.

Learn the difference.

[Auti eShap @lvk2020]

I wonder how would Elizabeth about such statements

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

King Charles says 'no excuse' for Kenya colonial violence https://t.co/BbCUwK4z6v

[Auti eShap @lvk2020]

Would be interesting to see similar analysis on JSE executives

[Justin Middleton @jmiddletonrugby]

Springbok RWC2023 squad by School paints more than a billion words.

1. Kitshoff - Paul Roos
2. Mbonambi - St Alban’s College 
3. Malherbe - Paarl Boys’ 
4. Etzebeth - Hoërskool Tygerberg 
5. Mostert - Brits High School
6. Kolisi (c) - Grey High School 
7. Du Toit - Hoërskool Swartland
8. Vermeulen - Hoërskool Nelspruit
9. de Klerk - Hoërskool Waterkloof 
10. Pollard - Paarl Gimnasium 
11. Kolbe - Brackenfell High School
12. de Allende - Milnerton High School
13. Kriel - Maritzburg College
14. Arendse - Paulus Joubert SS School
15. Willemse - Paul Roos
16. Fourie - Pietersburg High School
17. Nche - HTS Louis Botha
18. Nyakane - Hoërskool Ben Vorster
19. Kleyn - Hoërskool Linden
20. RG Snyman - Affies
21. Smith - HTS Middelburg 
22. Jasper Wiese - Hoërskool Upington
23. Willie Le Roux - Paul Roos
24. Koch - Huguenot High School
25. Marx - King Edward VII School
26. Orie - Hoërskool Tygerberg
27. van Staden - Hoërskool Bekker
28. Reinach - Grey College
29. Williams - Paarl Gim
30. Hendrikse - Glenwood High School
31. Libbok - Hoërskool Outeniqua
32. Esterhuizen - Klerksdorp High
33. Mapimpi - Jim Mvabasa SS School
34. Am - Hoërskool De Vos Malan
35. Moodie - Boland Landbou

#SSRugby #RWC2023 #RWC2023Final #NZLvRSA #RWC23Final #SpringboksRWC

[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

HISTORY MADE!!!

Four Times World Champions!!!

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@Springboks

WOW!!! WOW!! WOW!!!!

[IZWELETHU 😭✊🇿🇦 @miss_andisa]

There’s a guy on Date My Family who once said he studied medicine at UJ. 😂😂😂

[BANKERX @Banker__X]

a litre of 95 unleaded petrol ⛽️⛽️is HIGHER than the SA national hourly minimum wage!!💰😢