lex

certified yapper online and irl

[lex @lvl1rat]

my schools financial aid office better count their fucking days i just waited in a 7 hour chat queue, got to number 4 in line, and they disconnected me and now the queue is 350!

i’m not crying!!!!!!!!!!!! i promise!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lex @lvl1rat]

lmfaaaooo

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chat we are seeing mayday parade tn

if u see me i am sorry in advance i will be absolutely losing it the whole time

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guys i’m going to my first ever baseball game today and it’s cubs vs sox

insane first game i heard

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@ktthryn everyday i am so thankful 2 be married 2 u mwah angel love u

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it’s a beautiful day in chicago

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@HeliosTheGawd surfside acquired !

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@HeliosTheGawd it’s 70° and sunny i’m bout to crack open a surfside on a patio

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chat i have made it to halsey and chicago twt with a dash of valorant

i built this fyp brick by boring brick (hayley williams ur next)

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@ktthryn everyone stay away she has a wife!!!!! (me)

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hey so quick question halsey what the fuck

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thank u for accepting me into the chicago twitter club it’s nice to meet u all

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@elleloveCHI i’m omw!!!!!!!

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guys how did i end up on chicago twitter i am scared but also where i belong ig

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@dylstagram ok that was a good one lmfao

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not pictured: the excel document that made me have to walk away and do breathing exercises

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it’s admin professionals day btw! if you have an administrative professional in ur life tell them thank you and that you appreciate them!!

(i am no longer an admin but i was for 3+ years and still do a lil admin work on the side when needed!!)

appreciate your admins!!!!!!!

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not my boss messaging me this morning “morning! when you get here come to my office”

yall the way i was so anxious but as it would turn out he got me a candle that was gaming themed and wrote me a handwritten card abt how thankful he was for my work on our team 😭😭😭

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@evaboneva_ girl that’s what i’m sayin!! i have so many questions!!!!!!

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one of my friends just called me n said he went on a date last weekend with a girl who doesn’t believe in outer space!

what do u mean u don’t believe in space!!!!!!!! i have so many questions i hope he keeps dating her