Largegoatman

I can tell what’s gettin to you

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@ZoomerHistorian Richard looks like when Ellen stopped eating children

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@HarrisonHSmith Are the UK police genuinely idf soldiers or something wtf

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if you’re ever talking to an mma fan funniest thing you could say is “if someone ever tried to do jujitsu on me i would just punch em square in the fucking face”

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took an adderall and drank a c4 then watched a cut on my hand heal in real time like a vampire movie

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Possibly the worst thing boomers ever found funny was those storm troopers doing that hump dance. Completely irreversible

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I’m drinking margaritas and I just wanna say I love you all

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Platform boots did to me what makeup did to them

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My friends be like “wya?” Like bro... I trust you that’s why u have my location

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Drinking wine at a sold out show where I’m djing with RudeClub this Thursday March 18

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Drinking wine this day whatever day it is

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Wine

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Know I’ll drink wine this Saturday

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Alice from twilight. That is all.

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Guess I’ll drink wine this Thursday

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Guess I’ll drink wine this cloudy Wednesday

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Vocal take

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Guess I’ll drink wine this fine Tuesday

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The “Gilbert Franco incident - 2014

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I’m going to live alone with a grand piano and a wine refrigerator

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One time these girls came to my house from Santa Monica and all three went to the bathroom for like 30 minutes and came back smelling like mad shit.