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[esnupi @lvlstothis]

@NezuKillzZz ate with no crumbs

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[esnupi @lvlstothis]

@woot Blue approves ✅

[manuel @manwelllb_]

thinking about all the laundry I have to do

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Sabrina Brier @sabrinabrier]

Oh!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

You ever spend $30 on DoorDash and then realize it was not worth it

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

can i come over and roll around in your bed

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[esnupi @lvlstothis]

@DealVibes lowest i’ve ever seen them brand new

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

yo viendo llegar todas las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[avie @cuntadelic]

sorry we’re late my bf and I couldn’t stop kissing