Abdullah

fisherman, erotic romance novelist

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

#FreeCallofDuty 🍕#CODPromo

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

A simple way to help you remember how to spell "honey"

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

@Michael_Fabiano Rueben Randal or Ted Ginn Jr? PPR

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Country girls are attracted to, in order: 1. Attractive white guys 2. Unattractive white guys 3. Dying alone

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Persian Cowboy #whatarethose @ Great Falls, Montana https://t.co/ameEmssEW9

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Just went on one of the worst dates of my life 😓 but the food was good!

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

This lovely lady graduated today! Congratulations Kyla🎉 #UWGrad15

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

What if there are aliens on Earth already but they have gills instead of lungs and live in the ocean?

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Lamb for lunch #genetics #formyancestors

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

Many people my age are getting into hard music and speed cars. Want to know what I'm getting into? Heaven, because of my sweet soul. Idiots

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

@LorenzoEnd that didn't rhyme

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Western states well represented, but I've still got 30+ to go
http://t.co/q0tM1xxkiD #maploco

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

I'm trying to do last minute Christmas shopping but I remembered Obama's middle name is Hussein & I'm just sitting in the bath pissed off...

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

@jakrabt tweet more, dammit!

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

This fingerprint lock on my phone has me feeling like Robocop

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

@ESPNNBA @okcthunder @DwightHoward that mayo play was a HUGE walk

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

I have more Costco chocolate chip muffins than common sense or self control

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

A patient finally mistook me for a nursing student after I'd seen it happen about 10 times to female colleagues #genderequality #murse

[Abdullah @lvmchn25]

Woah, pancakes