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[cass @lvndrltte]

in honor of the pope i’m bringing back my favorite tweet of all time

[filthy still @filth_waste]

@nypost hell yeah pope francis get it wet my guy

[cass @lvndrltte]

it’s time to put that damn gopher down

[Pookie🌻✨ @Sam_E_Couture]

Companies committed to DEI….
-Costco
-Meijer
-Kroger
-Giant Grocery
-Ben & Jerry’s
-Ulta
-Macy’s
-Old Navy
-Nordstrom’s
-TJ Maxx
-GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…)
-Dollar Tree
-Walgreens
-Wegmans

[cass @lvndrltte]

i just think that if you’re going to lip sync you should at least be good at it yk?

[s worded😒☀️ @m00nlIghtbabe_y]

that was one of the best movies i’ve ever seen

[cass @lvndrltte]

i’m letting you know right now if i hear a PEEP in that theater tomorrow i am going to be mean

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

having this sign inside a philippines theater is so 💀 they knew filipinos too well 😭

[cass @lvndrltte]

those bitches must have been pounding on me then bc i have like 45 dimples on my face

[cass @lvndrltte]

taking care of my dad after surgery…don’t put two bitches with adhd in charge of anything because neither of us can remember if he took his meds

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

madame morrible and doctor dillamond:

[cass @lvndrltte]

you guys care way too damn much about pop music…

[David @everdavid1989]

The Grammy nominations have really revealed your true colors

[cass @lvndrltte]

just sent my landlord an accidental voice note of sabrina carpenter singing “i’m so fucking horny” where do we go from here

[cass @lvndrltte]

if anyone i went to high school with ever went to marsh road please tell me your stories 🎤

[cass @lvndrltte]

alternatives to dry january that actually make it sound cool:
⁃sober october
⁃dry july
⁃new year no beer (if you want it to stay in january)

[cass @lvndrltte]

like you see what i mean

[cass @lvndrltte]

falling for the engagement bait bc baby this is macklemore

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

If you're right brained, you'll see a goat.
If you're left brained, you'll see a eagle

[cass @lvndrltte]

just fell asleep for two hours and now i feel like this

[cass @lvndrltte]

me on day 5 of my self tan:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Unedited photo of Donald Trump from his Arizona event is going viral.

📸: Olivier Touron/Getty

[cass @lvndrltte]

i’ve been 24 for less than i week and o already found my first gray hair…i’ve had enough

[cass @lvndrltte]

having a king bed is awesome until i realize i left my a/c remote on the other night stand and i have to cross an ocean and three time zones to reach it

[cass @lvndrltte]

me in three days:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Dora the Explorer’ turns 24.