linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚

gen-x cosmic stripper specializing in dry wall, constantly unsupervised.

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

when i hit $25.00 right on the nose at the gas pump

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

🚨 BREAKING: Kremlin agents in the US with millions of Twitter followers were paid $10 million by Russia to spread disinformation and rally support for convicted felon Trump on social media per indictment unsealed by the Department of Justice.
TENET Media, based in Tennessee.

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

This indictment alleges that right-wing commentators like Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Lauren Southern — as part of the "Tenet Media" YouTube channel — have been unwittingly working for a Russian influence operation. https://t.co/O4DBYDeGGN

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

A new DoJ indictment alleges that RT employees "covertly fund[ed] and direct[ed]" a US company with $10m in order to push pro-Russia content. The company is based in Tennessee.

There is one media company based in Tennessee with the same phrase listed in the indictment...

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

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[snkr-sneak @pln2bs]

So I'm 48 and dress like a skater. Beautiful day! Got the full snail ensemble, So Got on the board so I could show up my buddy @cj_sc00t
Fuck skateboarding! Wheres my life alert?
@Felix51223307 @Mr_LaCeSwAp @Tony_Tucka

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@mtracey "Can anyone explain why" asked the journalist

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@PrPatriotUS @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris you have trouble buying food, get a better fkcng job ffs

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@BurtMaclin_FBI @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris those STDs will f with your memory, Bert

[kira @vksflmz]

September 1st, 1989. Dear diary…

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@MuellerSheWrote @jmart "she got off to a late start, here's one thing that shows she got off to a late start" is a great example of 'my brain did something today and I didn't fall down'

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@LlpartainLori @sal81939693 @UnrealBluegrass additionally, "the man owns luxury hotels and successful businesses around the world. Properties also." doesn't help the stance since that is the result of the inheritance (even when acquired years down the line)

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@LlpartainLori @sal81939693 @UnrealBluegrass in the age of the Internet and access to historical documents (even financial ones) , with the most advanced hand held devices ever, 'but are you sure of that" doesn't cut it (unless your stance breaks once you ve confirmed the docs)

PSA: laziness is not a position

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@aftie_j if you're watching it, then I'm watching it

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@cmclymer @politico 'sidesteps' infers she avoided the accusation and attack. but what she did was squash it end of story.

the politico copy team doesn't just need a thesaurus, it needs an enema

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@aftie_j "The Russian is coming" is a double entendre 🤭

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

romance
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[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME LOVE LIES BLEEDING IS ACTUALLY A STEPMOM REUNION

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@yabit14 @ProfMSinha 🎶 Kev doesnt understand framing 🎶

[linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚 @lvpelt]

@InfusionAAS @TheRickWilson Your first sentence is true. The second sentence is an assumption. The most important sentence is the one you didn't bother to write - the one about his actions.

[Alyssa Cristelli @AlyssaCristelli]

HAPPENING NOW: Crews pull a Range Rover from the Schuylkill River. Police tell me a couple was being intimate inside the car early this morning when they accidentally shifted the car into drive, causing it to roll into the river. @phl17