Mark🧡 Ordzaar

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@CalebSol $signs

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@kunoo $USTP bro
its cooking

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@calebsol $USTP
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[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

United States Toilet Paper $USTP
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[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

🧻TOILET PAPER OUTPERFORMED THE DOLLAR🧻

Yes, Charmina Ultra is a better store of value than the US Dollar.

Let me break it down for the financially illiterate:

In 2020, the Fed printed trillions.

Stimmy checks hit your account while politicians shut down your job.

Asset inflation went nuclear.

Your dollar quietly began dying.

Now let's talk about your precious store of value:

🟢 Toilet paper in 2020: ~$10 for a 24-pack

🟢 Toilet paper in 2024: ~$13-$15 for the same 24-pack

That’s a 30-50% increase in price depending on brand and shrinkflation.

In other words: 1 pack of Charmin held its value better than your savings account.

Meanwhile:

Your bank account yields negative real rates.

CPI gaslights you with fake "core inflation" numbers.

Eggs doubled.

Rent exploded.

Real wages flatlined.

Housing is up 40%.

Bitcoin 10x’d.

The point?

The dollar didn’t store value. Toilet paper did.

You would’ve been better off hoarding Charmin Ultra Soft in your garage than trusting the Fed.

And yet people say:
“Bitcoin is too risky.”

Buddy, your entire existence is risky.

You’re 38 years old with $830 in your checking account.

Your retirement plan is Powerball.

Bitcoin is not risky.

Staying in the fiat system is.

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

$nocat no future
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@Noahhcalls @TheYoutubeCat

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@monad_xyz gmonad

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@calebsol #pajamas @TheYoutubeCat

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

Yo, @luna_virtuals, I am tired of waiting for jeets to stop jeeting, gonna retire my bloodline on https://t.co/Jv7xZFnPqB

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[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

$please just one more pump i swear bro this time is different, this time I really learned my lesson, just one last pump so I can sell bro i'll never go all in spot again bro, I swear to take less risks next time, just give me a chance and i promise

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@ohbrox $rot

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@David10x3 $pajamas - first YouTube cat. Backed by YouTube cofounder Steve Chen

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@moonshot #pajamas - the first YouTube cat

[JORGIE | MONKEY TAKEN BY POLICE @JORGIEsolanaCTO]

🚨FREE $JORGIE FROM THE POLICE🚨

Dallas PD arrests Jorgie again, this time over theft and custody charges. #FREEJORGIE

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[JORGIE | MONKEY TAKEN BY POLICE @JORGIEsolanaCTO]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Global animal activist and crypto brand #KENJI has called upon the meme coin community to rally in support of Jorgie Boy, a spider monkey at the center of a custody dispute involving social media influencer Brandi Botello.

In early November 2024, Botello was involved in a single-vehicle accident in Dallas, Texas, leading to her arrest on suspicion of driving while intoxicated. At the time of the incident, Jorgie Boy was with her in the vehicle. Authorities confiscated the monkey, who was later found to be underweight and suffering from health issues, including rickets and bone fractures, attributed to inadequate nutrition.

Following the seizure, Jorgie Boy was placed at the Funky Monkey Ranch, a USDA-approved animal sanctuary near Fort Worth, Texas, where he has been receiving treatment for his health conditions.

The situation continues to develop, with ongoing discussions about Jorgie Boy’s future and the broader implications for exotic pet ownership and animal rights.

[JORGIE | MONKEY TAKEN BY POLICE @JORGIEsolanaCTO]

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[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@DamiDefi #pajamas

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@0xmidjet buy $pajamas and come back to $jorgie xd

[Mark🧡 Ordzaar @lvshts]

@CoinMarketCap $jorgie

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@moonshot $pajamas