Sparky 🔪

can’t talk right now, I’m doing spooky mom shit. 👻

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Just the coolest 💛

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I have never needed drink and smoke more than I need them on this vacation. Lord help me.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

If I could, I'd be your little spoon,
And kiss your fingers forevermore.
But, big spoon, you have so much to do,
And I have nothing ahead of me.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Life just feels really hard right now.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

#chucky WE NEED SEASON 4!!!

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

SCREAM, 1996 ❤️

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Today sucked. That’s the tweet.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

My parents do and say THE MOST and idk why after 30 years of life, I still allow myself to get so angry and triggered by them.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Gon ahead and tell my daughter she ain’t stopping my hot mom summer 🔥

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Apparently @tacobell thinks this is a Cantina Chicken Burrito (add extra pico and rice) and a chicken flatbread taco… I seriously cannot make this shit up. Really wish I could get a response from customer service but ya know 🙃

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Just had the best beef and broccoli I’ve ever had. But I think that’s just because it’s the first meal I’ve had in weeks that didn’t make me wanna puke after 😂

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I’m so tired of being nauseous all the fucking time 😔

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

My health journey has been discouraging at times, but the fact that I’ve gotten my sister frann, her husband, my step dad, AND my mom in the gym makes it all so worth it. I love that it inspired my loved ones to take better care of themselves ♥️

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I need @theestallion to judge a horror-centric episode of @BBDragula. Her Halloween costumes are always on point and the Cobra music video showcases exactly why Megan would be such a cool judge of a horror challenge.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

Some folks weren’t raised on slim shady and it SHOWS

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

It took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it, holdin' all this love out here in the hall.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss.
I knew you’d haunt all my what-ifs.

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I fucking love pozole

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

10 days left with a 2 year old 🥲

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

And doing anything outside of the house is expensive at

[Sparky 🔪 @lvslade24]

I have no clue and no energy to plan anything for my birthday. It’s my 30th and I was really excited but post-Christmas birthdays always get shit on and mine is no exception. I’d like to have a party, but barely anyone would show and my house is covered in Jude stuff 🙃