Lee Harrison

[Lee Harrison @lvtharrison]

@Iromg When I first watched Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister they were satirical comedy shows. Now they are documentaries

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@LizKershawDJ Lots of love to you. He was fabulous.

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@RoyMartin313667 @DPJHodges Is it?

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@celtalk1888 @JukeBoxNonStop It's really interesting you pick Karen Carpenter - who might have had the most pitch perfect voice in the history of pop music and Dolores, who regularly goes off-key twice in the same word somehow. I wouldn't go and see Karen Carpenter, I saw Dolores half a dozen times.

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@cryptoitalia_io @thealepalombo I just went to both. Lucca was magical. Florence was a bit frustrating.

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@Malcolm_on_X @Glinner @emmacpicken Did that the video of the Tomahawk released by Iran didn't hit the school. They didn't have the video of that strike. And only the US has tomahawks, not 'Israel and the US'.

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@JamesMelville Such a fucking clown. Do you have the first idea what you are dealing with? Who armed Hamas, the Houthis and Hezbollah? A war of aggression? Iran can negotiate? You understand jackshit about this war, the actors, the motives, you just churn out some clueless shite. 'Targeted' 🤦‍♂️

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Amazing night at @TheBarrowlands. watching the incomparable @geneband_. Often your memory puts a rosy tint on things, tricks you into thinking something was better than in was. And sometimes time dims exactly how good a band were. Gene were, and still are, off the bloody chart 💥

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What an absolute treat. The incredible @jamesstarsailor at @TheBarrowlands in Glasgow. Thirty minutes of magic!

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@KiszelyPhilip I'm currently in Amman in Jordan, she's more covered up than 98% of women here. None of those would eat a Gregg's sausage roll though, to be fair. I met the cretin next to her in Leeds once. He asked me why I came to Harehills. I said because it's England and I can.

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@JMagnant @ThoNg676733 When being pedantic, it's best to know your facts. A cricket pitch isn't the same as a cricket field. A cricket pitch sits inside a cricket field. Try using 'football' or 'soccer' instead of 'cricket', then you can smugly make your point without some pedant correcting you.

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@drovics What a shock. You're from Portland. Your town has turned to absolute shit and you're singing about the right of a bunch of terrorist supporters to murder people dancing while listening to music. Look at your town and fix it.

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@thoirsteachmebo @LozzaFox @AuditingBritain is a legend!

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@alex_rab @leekern13 Try to answer them in Cairo!

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@JeremyUnplugged Oh, bloody hell. Flying in from Cairo...my poor girlfriend-now-wife was shitting bricks. I remember just thinking 'next time we'll just go to Cyprus or Greece'.

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@doctor_rahmeh @RupertLowe10 You're an Arab. Shut the fuck up.

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@ItsIsraelVsEvil @JuliaHB1 It's probably true. Both the Labour Party and Ha'aretz are desperate to destroy their own country.

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@russellquirk Surely the biggest fucking planks - bigger than Andy, Mandy and Stalin combined - are those planks who actually do press the button but don't wait for it, cross on a red man and leave drivers waiting at the lights on a red that didn't need to fucking be there. Proper plankery

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@BareReality @angiebUK @Iromg Well, please know that you have been very missed and if and when you come back, I'll certainly be listening. Thanks for all the sanity during the most insane of times 🙏