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[lex @lvxaali]

everybody wants to dip into my awesome sauce

[jake | minionpilled @SENTRYFALC0N]

applying for jobs feels like this

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[i'm not matty df 😭 @twerkemo]

i'm lowk giving chudai rn

[rye @v_osamu]

getting blocked by someone and they block your friend too

[lex @lvxaali]

how i feel clocking out after getting complaints all day

[𐙚 @cantlovedave]

the silence after everything you were afraid of happening actually happened

[lex @lvxaali]

had a customer sign in as ben dover

[HorsePepper🛡️ @horsebone2]

Releasing my pet faggot back into the wild

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[- @alani419]

dear lord, $1m

[Mr.Hoot & Holla @__Deonte__]

I took 15 pictures and deleted all 15

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

who up with a #pit in their #stomach

[lex @lvxaali]

was just offered wine sample at the store #turnt

[✵ @nxymll]

my life is a constant cycle of watdatmean and oh ok

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me