corey

going somewhere with an axe in my hand, probably

[corey @lvyou2death]

sour patch kids vs putting more of the shit flavours than the good ones in every bag

[corey @lvyou2death]

i get married today i’m absolutely shitting myself

[corey @lvyou2death]

lil smokey

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Ahmed, you are an Australian hero.

You put yourself at risk to save others, running towards danger on Bondi Beach and disarming a terrorist.

In the worst of times, we see the best of Australians. And that's exactly what we saw on Sunday night.

On behalf of every Australian, I say thank you.

[Supercars @supercars]

FORD WIN THE REPCO BATHURST 1000 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019!!! #RepcoSC #Supercars #Bathurst1000

[corey @lvyou2death]

coolest day ever

[corey @lvyou2death]

i miss my boyfriend guys this is horrible wdym i have to do work and exist like a normal human being when his birthday is tomorrow and i won’t be able to see him until like 10pm

[corey @lvyou2death]

i have mononucleosis free me

[corey @lvyou2death]

@vio6lub DECEMBER!!!! I MOVED ON MY OWN RUGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS

[corey @lvyou2death]

@vio6lub HI VIO I MISS YOU!! I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA NOW

[corey @lvyou2death]

@vio6lub VIO.

[corey @lvyou2death]

@Allianz process my claims faster please i’m broke

[corey @lvyou2death]

sorry if this take is too woke for y’all.

[corey @lvyou2death]

yall are all complaining about not being able to watch ur favs, but this is an attempt at silencing media. do you think they’ll let you see videos talking about news, politics, etc on youtube once they decide you’re under 18? and what’s the criteria for that decision?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTube is rolling out AI in the US to detect if users are actually under 18

It ignores the stated age and applies restrictions to users it suspects are teens

[corey @lvyou2death]

@aoiiiiife what did he do this time?

[corey @lvyou2death]

statement of purpose when i catch you. evil as shit

[corey @lvyou2death]

every day that thom yorke wakes up is another day he should be paying for my therapy

[corey @lvyou2death]

i can’t eat beef or pork pies (allergy) so those chickpea pies are my go-to. heartbreaking actually.

[corey @lvyou2death]

the absolute audacity of lifeblood today. i go to donate plasma and they didn’t have my free chickpea pie :( apparently they’ve been discontinued. will i still go back in two weeks to dutifully donate? yes. will i be happy about my pies? no.