Lisa Wasilowski

The girl with porcelain skin.

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

@mycatisaballer @korlamasters BEST OUTFIT EVER

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

@mycatisaballer Cat model photographs required.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

The best part of being an adult is getting to eat cream cheese wontons whenever you want.

Unless it’s Sunday when the restaurant with your favorite cream cheese wontons is closed.

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

How many naps are too many naps in a day?

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

I started the latest season of Stranger Things and I will not be getting sleep for the next three months. Thank you.

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

10:30pm and I’m adding friends in LinkedIn. 🤘🏻

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

Here’s your reminder that No Air by Jordin Sparks exists. 🙌🏻

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

When I studied abroad (2015) and said I was from Minnesota I got: “Oh, like Marshall in How I Met Your Mother?” Never watched the show, but got it so often I just started saying ‘yes.’

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

My recent google search includes “jobs for people who are bad at everything.”

[trash jones @jzux]

does anyone else feel like they can’t focus but also can’t relax

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sure I have hobbies. comparing myself to others and worrying about things I can’t control

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

[gigi @420insidejob]

you should be able to call in sad to work

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

I’m averaging 2 cries at work or about work day. How are you?

[Lisa Wasilowski @lwasilowski]

lol I’m sad