Lara

Certified Intuitive Eating Counselor

[Lara @lwass23]

I’m never on here, but in case anyone is in my Twittersphere that isn’t anywhere else, catch me on Threads! @ lara.days 😊

[Lara @lwass23]

@repdarrellissa Why are we mad???

[Rep. Darrell Issa @repdarrellissa]

Just when you think Biden’s record can’t get worse:

Only this fiscal year, the Border Patrol has arrested 50 people on the FBI’s terror watchlist. That’s more than the previous five years combined.

[ashleyvanorny @ashleyvanorny]

Tonight a truck jumped traffic + plowed into peaceful protestors crossing the pedestrian walkway at the Federal Courthouse. I was walking along side them—the crowd included children alongside me. Thank you for @crpd for responding. The license plate was WRAPTOR in Hawkeye colors.

[Lara @lwass23]

You know who signs up to possibly be shot? Police officers.
You know who doesn’t? Teachers and students.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Cop says officers didn't rush to find Texas gunman because 'they could have been shot' https://t.co/O8E9roSOMi

[Lara @lwass23]

@Aze_EDM Also PIN number 🤣

[Lara @lwass23]

Stop saying “EDM music.”

[Lara @lwass23]

Why are noodles so good?? They’re just like…little boiled flour shapes?????

[Lara @lwass23]

Did anyone try unplugging Texas and plugging it back in?

[Evan Williams @evanwilliamsmus]

@benshapiro If you were at a dinner party and someone introduced themselves as “Ben Shapiro,” you’d be rather upset to be at that dinner party.

-Dr. Evan Williams, DMA Music Composition

[Lara @lwass23]

Not that Wade and I needed any more reasons to not have kids, but the fact that it could turn out to be NINE kids seals the deal.🚫🚫🚫

[Lara @lwass23]

If y’all think the v*x messes with female hormones, wait until you hear about hormonal birth control...🥴🥴🥴

[Brendan May @bmay]

This utterly repulsive shop in #Tennessee is selling ‘not vaccinated’ yellow stars, desecrating the memory of all victims of the Holocaust. It should be shut down immediately.
#Antisemitism

[Lara @lwass23]

@GregAbbott_TX Wow, it’s almost as if vaccines work or something!

[Lara @lwass23]

@KenoshaPolice Fucking disgusting.

[Morgan Chesky @BreakingChesky]

NEW: Hennepin County Medical Examiner releases autopsy report for #DaunteWright, who died at 2:18 PM Sunday afternoon after a Brooklyn Center Police Officer’s fatal shot.

“This individual died of a gunshot wound of the chest and manner of death is homicide.” #NBCNews

[Lara @lwass23]

Happy anniversary of “two weeks to slow the spread!”🥴

[Cane Rosso @canerosso]

If you aren't flying to fucking Cancun today, some Cane Rosso locations are back open Thursday, 2/18.