BREAKING: Donald Trump completely melts down after the jury rules in favor of E. Jean Carroll, awards her $5 million in damages, and labels him a sexual abuser for the rest of human history.
Trump took to his cesspit social media website Truth Social and claimed in alls cap that he has "ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO THIS WOMAN IS" and said the "VERDICT IS A DIGRACE." He insisted that it's just another part of "THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT OF ALL TIME!"
While MAGA Republicans are likely to close ranks with their cult leader and insist that he's innocent despite the verdict, this news is likely to badly damage him in the 2024 election if he snags the Republican nomination.
Retweet if you think that the jury made the right decision!
BREAKING: Nashville Mayor John Cooper says that the "cult of the gun" should not be celebrated no matter what "your political feelings are" because "guns lead to tragedies" and we need to "say no" to the "assault weapons lobby" making it "too convenient and too first of mind" to carry out massacres like the one that just unfolded in a Nashville school. RT IF YOU SUPPORT AN ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN!
BREAKING: Donald Trump desperately begs for a six-month delay in New York AG Letitia James' fraud suit against him — a blatant attempt to protect his 2024 presidential campaign from further scandal. RT TO DEMAND THAT TRUMP'S REQUEST BE DENIED!
In the race to replace Ronna McDaniel as head of the #RNC, I am pleased to announce my much-coveted support goes to the MyPillow guy. He has my complete and total endorsement because what could possibly go wrong?
My message inbox is being flooded today by racist Trump supporters who are outraged that I grew up in Mexico, moved to the United States, learned english, got a great education, and founded @OccupyDemocrats. If you have my back, please smash the RT button and follow me!
BREAKING NEWS: The re-election chances of Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis are put in serious jeopardy as a new poll of Florida voters finds that he is losing to Democratic challenger Charlie Crist by a whopping 13%. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT RON DESANTIS LOSES IN NOVEMBER!
BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senator Rand Paul throws a fit on the Senate floor, complains that too many veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits will receive free medical care for their asthma if the PACT ACT passes. RT IF YOU THINK THAT RAND PAUL IS A DISGRACE!