Lacy Wise

Mother of 2. Colonel alum. 💁🏻‍♀️Views expressed are my own.

[*sigh*clops @aotakeo]

chicken nuggets are just edible honey mustard spoons

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Struggle of having a work phone and a personal phone: I kept putting my work phone passcode in my personal phone, and disabled it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

@jeffbezos was in Cincinnati, and I didn't get to meet him. 😞

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

We’re investing $1.5 billion in our new air hub to get you your packages faster. Three million square feet, and it’s going to create 2,000 jobs. And if you’re guessing that driving a front loader was fun, you’re right! #amazon #prime

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Planning another trip to @KingsIslandPR now that summer-like weather is in the tri-state! Tickets are free for kids with the purchase of an adult ticket. #winning

[Astead @AsteadWH]

Them trying to keep the dead out of Winterfell

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

ALL OF THE FEELS.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

James just broke the single-game winnings record with a total of $110,914!

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Real love is wearing a bunny suit in the middle of a busy airport, to recreate your marriage proposal from 20 years prior.
https://t.co/b2pPnNuwjm

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

@OkayCharisse I’d raise my hand, but I have no energy. 😴😫😴😫

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

@OkayCharisse #priorities

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

@ladygaga and @RealHughJackman should work together to get their EGOTs. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

VIDEO: Rams' Andrew Whitworth on Super Bowl loss: "At the end of the day, we're all going to die."

He's got a point, tho.
https://t.co/Fil2XSG3ul

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

There's a whole thread of dogs enjoying their @Starbucks treats on twitter moments, and I couldn't be more distracted.

[betty spaghetty @kass_erole]

@JodieBrooke2 @JeremyMessmore Bear is my favorite customer

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Strong message to designers who don't want to dress @BebeRexha for being a size 6-8. There's no way she's "too big." This is a normal size for women. Many woman are beautiful and are larger than a size 8.

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

Im sorry, I had to get this off my chest. If you don’t like my fashion style or my music that’s one thing. But don’t say you can’t dress someone that isn’t a runway size. We are beautiful any size! Small or large! Anddddd My size 8 ass is still going to the Grammys. #LOVEYOURBODY

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Cincinnati’s favorite baby hippo will enter what her care team hopes will not be her “terrible twos” tomorrow! Here's a look back at some of the most memorable moments of her first two years! 🦛🎉🥰 Full video here: https://t.co/BPvG5l6QZe #teamfiona

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Worst thing I could hear on a scanner: "Subject threatening to throw puppies over a fence."

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

In case you needed a laugh this Christmas. I might not stop watching this all day.

[‏ً @joonsnext]

so my brother left his ipad recording under the christmas tree so he could catch santa and..... this is what he actually caught

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

These assholes told me it was a sweater party. @RealHughJackman #JakeGyllenhaal

[Lacy Wise @lwise05]

Why are the R’s backwards? This phrase is really killing me now. #ocd @ConeyIslandPark