Very Brooklyn

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

People think lawyers spend all day arguing in court. I spent 25 minutes this morning trying to turn a PDF into a Word document.

[Very Brooklyn @lwkeywillowtree]

“Male entitlement problem,” he chokes out. Then blames the stripper for it.
Crusty hill to die on, but go off Rodger the dodger.

[PROFESSOR RODGERS SPEAKS FOR THE HARD WORKING AUST @HelpRodger]

Australia has a low-self-respect problem among women in the sex trade as much as a male entitlement problem. A stripper shocked by disrespect in a job built on selling access? Spare me.

Swans

[meghan @deloisivete]

What wine pairs best with monitoring the situation

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

me today

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Very Brooklyn @lwkeywillowtree]

“He describes himself as a ‘serial dater looking for his soulmate.’ I tease him that those two descriptions might be at odds, but he doesn’t see the contradiction.” — @CarlynBeccia https://t.co/JhuuuQCEyJ

[Helen Davidson @heldavidson]

This is a brilliant and powerful speech by Camp Cope’s Georgia Maq: ‘I am damn proud that dangerous men in music still warn each other about me’ https://t.co/Ygk00poVEw

[Ludovico Einaudi @LudovicoEinaud]

This was taken in 2016 in the Arctic Ocean. I was inspired by eight million voices from around the world calling for Arctic protection.
Today is Earth Day and there's still an urgent need of help to support the work in the environmental movement.
#EarthDay

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Get in my downloads folder

[☔ @Whotfismick]

mood lately

[Voice For Victoria @Voice4Victoria]

You don't see that every day.
There appears to have been a giant boob floating down the river in Melbourne this morning..

[Jennifer @jennalee]

@Tweet_Dec We have never been okay. When I have a gathering, I try & limit heterosexuals to 1% of the guest list, including myself.

[- @internetkendra]

We need a slur for people wearing Apple Watches

[Luna @davidarctic]

Me when I'm home alone

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

BOLLOX