Lüke

I chat pure shite usually to myself. up the fuckin tricky reds 🔴

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

@NotoriousDinks @TenHagEra good but if he did i bet he'd ask first hahaha

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

neigh chance ketting out of that one lad

[SGM News @Sunderland_GM]

BREAKING: A 17 year old boy has been found guilty of penetrating a horse in a field.

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

@Funky_Beats10 don't get me started on them fuckin death penalty webs hahaha

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

@notpotmongs i hope the paramedics are in the ring scrapping him up longer then he's standing in haha

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

@daniel_hamill @CasualChaps i suppose there's nothing else to cheer about is there so ye fair one fella

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

so excited to see his address be posted on here soon and reports of him losing his job and his life snowballing out of control they never learn do they fuckin daft twat

[J @JLFC892]

@bkelly776 And this

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

and there off 🐎

[J @letsjavit]

Solid work in the saddle by the jockey there

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

the refs absolutely shit his undies there anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul and a yellow

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

ally macca ally ally macca

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

@curvy_amorcita @Cardoza_98 @GreenVelvet_ @ForeverMidnght Whew can I find this banger at

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

GTA 6 looks heavy

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

Everton wives run for yer lives

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

Been on worse dates

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2014, 24-year-old Shad Thyrion died during rough sex with a woman named Taylor Schabusiness while they were both high on crystal meth. During intercourse, Taylor strangled him to death, cut off his head, and removed his organs. When she was arrested she told police "they would have fun trying to find his organs."

Thyrion's severed head was discovered by his mother, Tara Pakanich, in a bucket in the basement of their family home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Other severed body parts, including Thyrion's bisected torso in a storage tote, were later discovered by police.

Schabusiness was arrested and charged with murder of the first degree, mutilating a corpse, and third-degree sexual assault. On July 26, 2023, a jury convicted her on all three counts.

Sentencing took place on September 26 with Schabusiness sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole.

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

Them Paul brothers have defo tampered with each other haven't they pair of dangers

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

Aslong as you put this misfits boxing in the same category as wrestling or a pantomime and don't take it serious it's sound haha

[Lüke @LwoodsLFC]

You can't stop the game but you can end a game then restart it for a penalty fuckin traffic wardens of footy them refs proper school prefect teachers pet grassing nonces the lot of them

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Paul Merson and Mike Dean clash over 'the laws of the game' 😬