alexa, shut the fuck up

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[alexa, shut the fuck up @lx_mss]

Lova boy🌸

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Men don't want abortion.
Men don't want condoms.
Men don't want vasectomies.
Men don't want child support.

What they want is sex without responsibility... and women to bear every consequence.
Say it louder. https://t.co/z6kdbX6BUk

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes you have to just say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Bri 🤎🦒 @bubblybrielle]

I tried. I can’t do it. I won’t be explaining further.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

once I realize you’re perceiving me wrong, I just stay away from you. Because wtf are you even talking about? Lmao

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The worst capitalist brainwash is being proud of your own exploitation.

Saying you've worked 90 hour weeks since you turned 17 isnt a flex, it's sad