lucy

Read books, acquire knowledge, overthrow the government • she/her

[lucy @lxcycas]

When you see someone fall over in public but you don't want to be rude and laugh

[Slonk @Pies_of_Lee]

this will never stop being funny to me

[lucy @lxcycas]

No exaggeration he was legitimately one in a million. A king amongst men to my 9 year old self.

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

genuinely where the FUCKK did disney even find zac efron. it’s been 20 years and they haven’t found another to even tilt his crown

[lucy @lxcycas]

Thought that was a picture of an onion and I was gonna be like. Real!

[lucy @lxcycas]

I wish I was more of a sentient being in the early 00s when Lost was in its prime. The forums would’ve been going off and I never got to experience that. What’s the point

[lucy @lxcycas]

How does she like 12 years old

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

troye sivan & nicole kidman

[lucy @lxcycas]

Really cool thing happening where I just messaged an ex who I was with for 5 years whom I’ve not spoken to in 3 years and promptly realised it is a full moon and subsequently deleted it because nobody needs that today. Adult x

[lucy @lxcycas]

@alixhdsn Exactly what I’m thinking after I just watched vogue like how did they achieve that in s1 😭

[lucy @lxcycas]

Rewatching glee and I am baffled by how in the first season they managed to bag Kristen Chenoweth, Indina menzel, Olivia newton JOHN (??) when no one knew this show was going to be what it was?? Ryan Murphy made a deal with the devil fr

[lucy @lxcycas]

It’s part of the journey I’m not mad about it

[lucy @lxcycas]

The most 27 year old thing to happen to me since I turned 27: realised today that the reason I’m not saving any money on a decent salary is that I’m spending it all on booze and cigarettes

[lucy @lxcycas]

The funniest girl in my primary school’s nickname was Bob for this very reason. Take me back to the simpler world of 2007 💔

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

kids these days have NO idea how funny “bob” was. like if your name was bob it was legitimately over for you

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

the largest mass funeral in recorded history, and not a peep from mainstream western media.

[lucy @lxcycas]

Enjoyed shark week this year thanks everyone

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[lucy @lxcycas]

@junebugsunset Same I will inevitably play it non stop for two weeks and then overdo it and move onto a new, equally stupid game

[lucy @lxcycas]

Nothing we do in this life is unique

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

every time i want to doomscroll i go on airplane mode and play water sort instead but i think i fucked up

[lucy @lxcycas]

@fatherjohnmisty Dm me babe I have a secret to tell you

[lucy @lxcycas]

He can’t fathom the existence of literally any other city and bro’s not even from Manchester

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will host next year's G20 summit for world leaders in Manchester

[lucy @lxcycas]

He hasn’t said it publicly yet but he’s going to bring back menthol cigarettes

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham lists 5 changes he will make as Labour leader

1. End infighting within the party

2. End point-scoring

3. Set out a direction that is "distinctively Labour" by "being us"

4. Return power to people across the entire UK

5. Be a "pro-business leader"

[lucy @lxcycas]

This is a haggis

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome (SSS).

The locals have endearingly nicknamed him, "Jimothy".