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[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

[joel @pupstatic]

I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a fucking loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint

[x!💕 @_rabiatuahmad]

When I get married, I want my husband to be soooooo obsessed with me that I start getting sorcery accusations

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[⭐️ @melissaakoree]

i love when people make it painfully obvious they're into you

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[Natsmart @nathehinon_]

I don't know why people are genuinely scared of truth or dare just pick truth and lie.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Every time I get on Pinterest, I want to chop my hair, redo my room, buy a whole new wardrobe, get 5 tiny tattoos, start exercising and dieting and try 20 new recipes😭😭

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID