flwr

[flwr @lxtusflwr]

byeeeee

[flwr @lxtusflwr]

this app sucks

[Bearly 🥽 @early_2]

@finkd

[flwr @lxtusflwr]

every time an ad starts with “if you ________, don’t scroll” i will scroll immediately.

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

Hey not to be sexist but it’s pretty wild how all the most popular male role model life advice guys end up being the worst human beings on earth

[Xander @xanderescribe]

@GretaThunberg

[hope @hopedelaney]

phoebe bridgers being a proud cat hater is perhaps the deepest and most profound parasocial betrayal i have ever felt

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

elon musk getting boo’ed by thousands of people at dave chappelle’s show last night… a little treat to start your week

[♪⃣ 𓈒 ݁ 𓏲𝄢 @heartipink]

lego flowers

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date.

Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

things Tanya should have done in this situation:

1. used any of their phones
2. taken the stairs at the back of the yacht
3. jumped into the water
4. taken off those heels before jumping into the boat
5. just waited for help
6. literally anything else

#TheWhiteLotus

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

lucia was playing chess while everyone else was playing checkers. she is THE it girl

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if she dies tonight there will be protests in the streets

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

[flwr @lxtusflwr]

@baileyboo_xoxo try one of the other pay out options like skrill or paxum to do a withdrawal and then switch back to your bank details, that’s the only thing that’s ever worked for me

[flwr @lxtusflwr]

did you notice my covert narcissism i disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman