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nineteen

[alex @lxzmn]

wow that spicy hummus really betrayed me rn 😭

[alex @lxzmn]

hey siri why do moustaches make me so horny

[alex @lxzmn]

sometimes I feel bad for my date paying the bill but than I remember they’re I man so I don’t

[alex @lxzmn]

ouch remind me to never express my feelings

[alex @lxzmn]

anyone else lowkey get confused when bi guys are into you because girls are out here existing

[alex @lxzmn]

hiiii featuring the chocolate stains on my bed 😰

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[alex @lxzmn]

jokingly sent a picture of my feet to a guy ...now I’ve been left on read for four hours 😙✌️

[alex @lxzmn]

haven’t tweeted in weeks but can assure my everyday has felt like this

[alex @lxzmn]

got off facetime with oomf I like like after pretending to enjoy the football videos he made me watch
https://t.co/heLZSud5GX

[alex @lxzmn]

@bellybuttnIint goood luck!!

[alex @lxzmn]

I hate it here 😐

[alex @lxzmn]

please don’t tell me I’m not the only one who can only fall asleep by listening to podcasts 😐

[alex @lxzmn]

i miss her

[alex @lxzmn]

at this point I’m just watching tiktok to painfully remind myself how single I am

[alex @lxzmn]

I’m straight but... that’s incredible

[alex @lxzmn]

the fact I’m spending my last teenage year stuck in iso at home not travelling the world

[alex @lxzmn]

caved and made a tiktok 😶

[alex @lxzmn]

@Jonatannmb ily

[alex @lxzmn]

bored