Lya del Rey

Nihil novi sub sole

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

it's still Twitter

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

Dear restaurant owners,
We all hate QR code menus.
Please Stop 🤍

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Opening twitter like it’s the morning paper

[max @MaxLdr]

🚨🇧🇪🇺🇸 FLASH | Le bourgmestre de Charleroi réfute tout bombardement des États-Unis sur sa ville. « C’était déjà comme ça avant » (Reuters)

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Swiss coach looks like a cocaine dealer from the 70s

[Scipion @Scipionista]

Tu rigoles avec le fou de la surface de réparation pour qu’il ne te tue pas

[Nini_MacBright @Nini_MacBright]

Français moyen enchaînant 10 jours de canicule et les matchs de l’Équipe de France à 23h

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[cow @cowincrisis]

just farted. new hole in the ozone layer

[Nina Wysocka @realninawysocka]

People on 𝕏 that don’t post anything

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

How tf are all the book authors "New York Times No.1 Bestseller" ?????

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.