Jonni Paloona

INTERNATIONAL WOMAN OF PANCAKES AND/OR MYSTERY // CS student // occasional podcaster // erotic scifi author // pizza-on-the-farm cashier // as one does

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

takin' a Twitter break, let's see how long this one lasts
as always I am jenni at https://t.co/8TvemKwLz0 if you need me for anything

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

All numbers begin 202-224:
Graham 5971
Cassidy 5824
Capito 6472
Murkowski 6665
Collins 2523
Gardner 5941
Flake 4521
McCain 2235
Portman 3353

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

@ZillaPersona @rifflesby I didn't even know there *was* manga

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

like we can still have a beautiful rainbow of diverse opinions while taking "some people are not fully human" completely off the table

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

like how about I like fiscal liberalism & butter pickles & you like fiscal conservatism & dill pickles & we fight about THAT https://t.co/f2oZFagVtK

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

GOOD PEOPLE: I could make trucks of $ off hatred but I have too much moral fiber
BAD PEOPLE: I have none moral fiber
MONEY TRUCK: beep beep

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

a thing that has bothered me since the Bush era
why is "watch me produce shitty take after shitty take" a fucking multimillion $ industry

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

If you blow air through sand, it becomes a "fluidized bed," and acts just like a liquid

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

@GaryBuh @koleross gonna miss that weird hotel though https://t.co/eYHPfJIeeg

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

hey good for this guy!!! https://t.co/z5G50HDqUK

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

might not be clear from photo so I should clarify, this sandwich is on the sidewalk, it's a sidewalk sandwich with a hole that shouldn't be https://t.co/r6jkOOndug

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

what the fuck happened here

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

@verityvirtue I assumed it was mayo but did not get close enough to verify

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

@NateStPierre it's like 20 degrees hotter than this morning : /

[YerrikTRB @YerrikTRB]

I called all of the Arizonans on this list. If you live in Arizona, I encourage you to do the same! https://t.co/EH2FGwG9pG

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

what the fuck happened here

[YerrikTRB @YerrikTRB]

Hi I live in Arizona and I am going to spend half the day on the phone yelling at Senators. Send mental hugs.

[Jonni Paloona @lycrashampoo]

@YerrikTRB hugs & thank you <3
I keep getting Ron Johnson's stupid answering machine

[Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz]

Retweet if you want other people's families to have health insurance. https://t.co/3jem6LOOjp