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i broke my sunglasses

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

the “A” in her name stands for anger issues

[squid @lydactually]

somehow I am both

[squid @lydactually]

why do we just keep remaking the same crappy movies??? or ‘new’ ones of the same old story, trying to milk every last drop. and nvm all these subpar live action remakes of animated movies? please

[squid @lydactually]

@SomaKazima this looks like a new pixar movie cover

[julia @juumelo_]

date idea: fight another couple

[squid @lydactually]

I hate all this minimalistic house bullshit. I literally want 17 billion little things and I want you to be able to see every single one of them when you come into my home

[squid @lydactually]

I really wish y’alls dumb asses would’ve paid more attention in english class though
the spelling errors/using a completely DIFFERENT word bc you don’t know how to spell is getting sad

[squid @lydactually]

please stop making fast & furious movies

[squid @lydactually]

my boyfriend literally fucking hates me and wants me to die and doesn’t even care that I’m deathly sick rn

@BradAnd89747740

[squid @lydactually]

so how is it legal (and going completely ‘unnoticed’) for the united states government to commit arson???
over and over again, I might add

[squid @lydactually]

I’m fuckin pissed at @dunkindonuts rn. all I want is to get an apple cider on my way through the drive thru but NoOO

🍎 BRING BACK THE CIDER!!!! 🥧

#bringbackthecider #applecider #dunkindonuts #fuckdunks #immad #wtf

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

"If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way." - Martin Luther King Jr.

[j✿ @poisonopium]

my brand

[squid @lydactually]

@elonmusk is it bc they’re changing the definition of inflation now too? #recession

[squid @lydactually]

the fact that I can’t play Stray on the Xbox OR my switch this exact instant makes me literally want to DIE

#Stray #AnnaburnaInteractive #Crying

[squid @lydactually]

just laying there minding his business, having a little bath in his bowl and Brad says outta nowhere “waby you’re ugly”

literally the rudest thing I’ve ever heard in my life and it happened in front of my eyes to my son no less

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

[squid @lydactually]

@MemphisNose this is Finneas (also known as finny, noodle, waby ((baby with a w)), and many other nicknames 😅)

[jordan @JordanUhl]

let him out!!!!!!!!!