Lydia

eating my way around the globe one charcuterie board at a time

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Is there anything more annoying than a man screaming into his headphones while taking a conference call at the gym first thing in the morning

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Me 2021: this has been the worst year of my life
Me first week of 2022: gets covid

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Astrology people make me uncomfortable

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

The day I’ve been dreading on social media is here. spotify wrapped.

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

How’s Jake Gyllenhaal doing

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out

https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Hairdresser: yeah so it’s an exciting time because we’re fostering!
Me: aw, cats or dogs?!
Hairdresser: kids… #tellmeyoudontwantkidswithouttellingmeyoudontwantkids

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Stop, stop stop stop comparing the treatment of the unvaccinated to the Holocaust. Can’t believe I have to say that.

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

After 25 days of hotel living 🤯 officially a Tampa resident 🏡

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Still unable to get over that middle parts are a thing again.

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

@JoeBiden please stop bombing the Middle East, not what we voted for. Thank you!

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

Can everyone please stop going on vacations during a pandemic I’m going to scream

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I like presidents who aren't complete pieces of shit

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

these next 54 days are going to be the longest ten years of our lives

[Lydia @Lydd_Bucks]

For those of you who carelessly spent thanksgiving with your family in large numbers, I see you and I’m embarrassed: #america

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: my uncle spent three years in a basement, hiding from the Nazis. you can skip Thanksgiving and wear a mask for one winter

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

parents: make sure your children understand that you love them, and give them all the attention that they need, so they don't grow up to be Donald Trump