food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her
oooo look at me i’m dua lipa im gorgeous and a talented singer and im on lush vacations all the time and i have a hot british husband who i met because we were reading the same book and on the same page did i mention i read a lot and i also have a podcast about novels im going through bc im well rounded and educated
i personally love watching sketches where they break character on snl cause that’s HOW IKKKK ITS FUNNY😭 plus seeing people laugh about it makes the sketch 10x funnier😭