Lydia Schoof

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

as an adult, is there any where I can buy elementary school quality shrimp poppers? cause I would kill for those

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

I would kill for an oldschool MVL cookie right now

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

@aussiesdointhgs

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

Okay but how did I ever sleep in a twin bed ???

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

Lizzo must be extremely disappointed watching her new man on the Minnesota Vikings right now.

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

Who are we?
College Students

What do we want?
Well-ventilated public bathrooms, for the love of God, that’s all we want

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

No one:

Me to every kid I meet: “omg what’s on your shirt today!”

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

Me: ugh, why am I breaking out?

Also me 90% of the day:

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

@kellyherf @Dan_Curtin My current best is just a google search for “Drysol for hands” which is a product that makes your hands less sweaty 😂

[Maybe: Tommy @t_moneeeyy]

Fellas, if you can drink White Claws, you can save our planet.

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

No one:

Aldi cashiers:

[serena @serenawestl]

it's so crazy that they named lightning after lightning mcqueen

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

Remember those times you would hear your parent yelling at your sibling and you would quickly clean your room cause you knew you were next or was that just me?

[Shauntel Lowe @shauntellowe]

Twitter on women athletes:
"They're not good enough."
"They're TOO good and should stop showing off."
"They're not entertaining."
"They did TOO MANY fun celebrations."
"I like men's sports because they're more aggressive."
"These women are TOO aggressive and should ease up."

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

Disney channel bout to drop the hottest Disney Games ever

[Mariah Schroeder @mariahschoof3]

The couple in front of us on our flight got a $50 Southwest voucher for being on their honeymoon. Everyone clapped. We are also on our honeymoon but instead of getting a $50 voucher we got 2 canceled flights and a 5 hour delay. Nobody clapped. @SouthwestAir

[Lydia Schoof @LydiaSchoof]

@kellyherf